What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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