Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I need help removing her.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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