Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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