it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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