Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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