My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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Of course I have a pirate flag
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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