I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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