She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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