I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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