They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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