yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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