just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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