Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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