Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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