yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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