Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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