I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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