Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
pray to the hookup gods
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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