so explain again why im purple
no
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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