wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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