On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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