do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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