I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
