life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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