Your tits are I can't wait for
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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