Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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