The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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