Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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