We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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