the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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