I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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