Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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