I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Randomize
