is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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