somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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