It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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