I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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