is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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