i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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