I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
being pregnant is like rehab
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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