i barfeds in our rink
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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