I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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