Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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