Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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