i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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