Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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