3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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