Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
is it fun? or sober?
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