she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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