she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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