Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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