direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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