There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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